If I did it

I'm going to tell you a story you've never heard before, because no one knows this story the way I know it.

It takes place in the year 2003, and it concerns the murder of 5,000 Americans and 650,000 people in Iraq.

I want you to forget everything you think you know about that year, because I know the facts better than anyone.

I told you a number of lies which included:

"Iraq has attempted to purchase high-strength aluminum tubes which are used to enrich uranium for nuclear weapons."

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